Falaknuma Express: The freaking train of South Central Railway. It's one of the moolah-makers for SCR. But damn, it's always running mad late. Every day, this prestigious train gets delayed like hell. Sometimes it starts with small delays from HWH (Howrah), but by the time it reaches Balasore, it's delayed by 1.5 hours or sometimes even 2.5 hours when it hits Khurda. SCR seriously needs to fix this sh*t with Falaknuma ASAP. They better give it LHB (Linke Hofmann Busch) coaches soon, with a 24-hour timetable and an average speed of 64 km/hr. Falaknuma needs to be a badass with its timetable. How about this: Departure from Secunderabad at 17:50, reach Guntur at 22:15-22:20, Vijayawada at 23:10-23:15, Visakhapatnam at 04:40-05:00, Bhubaneswar at 11:15-11:20, and finally Howrah at 17:50. And on the return journey: Leave Howrah at 07:25, reach Bhubaneswar at 13:25-13:30, Visakhapatnam at 20:10-20:30, Vijayawada at 01:45-01:50, Guntur at 02:30-02:35, and finally back to Secunderabad at 07:25.